Geylang serai

I saw Aaron Aziz today! Make my day. I went out of a shop and saw a girl whose gonna snap a picture with her iPhone and decided not to walk infront of her. Little did I know she was taking a picture of him. "Bini dia mana(where's his wife)?" I asked my mum. "Bini dia kat atas(his wife is upstairs)," someone replied. It was Daly Ahli Fikir!

We went upstairs(we weren't stalking!) and we saw her getting out from a shop we were about to enter. She's just gorgeously fashionistic :)

Pictures not from me.

~THE END~

Haha. Makes my day.

Kaduk Naik Junjung

I bet no one will read this tapi takkanlah makcik aku ni tak tahu kejahatan laki dia sampai dia expect aku respect laki dia? Haiz. Tahulah semua orang make mistakes but laki dia ni is just melampau to the max punye lupa daratan. Dia expect orang dalam rumah makcik aku semua dengar arahan dia tapi itu pun melalui makcik aku sendiri. In other words, dia akan suruh makcik aku bilang kita untuk buat apa yang dia suruh. Jadi everytime pun pakcik dengan nenek aku akan dengar cakap dia tapi itu pun sebab makcik aku. Every single time.

Maklumlah kita orang ni kan tumpang rumah makcik aku. Macam ni lah hidup menumpang. Yang peliknya, laki makcik aku ni lupa ke yang sebenarnya dia ni sendiri menumpang rumah bini? Kesian... lupa daratan. Sebelum dia timbul, punyelah tenang hidup kita. How I miss those days :(

Aku ni boleh di katakan selamatlah jugak sebab no matter what, I refuse to listen. Yang aku tahu, waktu solat aku solat, tak pernah ganggu sesape. Setahu aku lah kan, sebelum dia jejakkan kaki kat rumah makcik aku tu pun memang solat aku, aku dah jaga. Jadi kenapa all the time pun dia mesti suruh makcik aku "paksa" aku solat? Ibadah aku, aku jagalah. Orang tak kerja, memang kerja dia jaga tepi kain orang, macam betina.

Sebelum dia ada, hidup kita aman. Bila dia ada, segalanya mesti ikut cara dia. Dia lupa ke yang dia ni datang kendian? Senang cakap, dia ni mendatang. Jadi kenapa kita pulak yang mesti give way towards dia dan bukan sebaliknye? Sebab ni rumah bini dia?

Si Kaduk ni. Kenapa panggil dia kaduk? Sebab kaduk naik junjung. Sebab sejak dia kahwin dengan makcik aku, pangkat dia dalam rumah tu pun naik.

Inilah sebabnya, lain kali kalau nak kahwin mesti carik perempuan yang ada rumah. Nanti boleh jadi tuan rumah.

Bukanlah nak menjadi seorang penuduh, tapi laki makcik aku ni memang gila kuasa. How else would anyone explain the situation? Masuk rumah ni je dia claim master bedroom, dia control living room, control furniture, sampai refrigerator pun dia nak control!

Aku faham dia ajar ngaji. Tapi bila dia marah-marah budak ngaji sampai begegar rumah, I really question his consideration towards us. And like I said, kita tinggal dalam rumah ni jauh lebih dulu dari dia. Dia lupe ke?

Pastu nanti dia bilang makcik aku untuk bilang pakcik aku, bila dia ajar ngaji, jangan lalu. Eleh... si lupa diri ni! Nak muntah aku. Orang macam ni yang makcik aku suruh aku respect? She must be blind!

Nampak sangat dia gila kuasa. Tapi apa nak buat. Dah Allah memang nak bagi dia kuasa buat masa ni.

InsyaAllah nanti Allah ambik balik. Assalamualaikum :)

(Kenalkan, laki makcik aku. Si Kaduk.)

Men

I know this does not apply to all male species but apart from my maternal grandfather, I really couldn't see any goodness in men in my family. My dad just called my mum "biadap" which means rude in english just because she did not turn on a religious talk show. I personally think that my dad is really... rude? More than that. He's just saying things to satisfy himself and make himself seem better than my mum because he thought of watching the religious talk show. My mum ignored him because she doesn't wish to fight. In this Ramadan month with his mouth full of sins, hope he will get what's meant for him.

I'm really afraid to think of marriage. If I ever get married, I may have to face the same thing with the same kinda guy. Should I just keep quiet then?

My aunt got married to a 'religious' guy who complains every single day. Every single time my aunt failed to understand his words, he'll say he needs to 'azan' at my aunt's ears. Although he did not use a bad word but what was that for?

I'm starting to think that I don't need a man in my life if all I have to face is all this. Seriously, no need! Men! Shame on you!

my son-in-law

my dad doesn't treat my mum well. i don't think zaki treat my aunt that well. i bet one day my husband will abuse me. then my son-in-law will ill-treat my daughter. and my granddaughter will lead a hard life because her husband have a new wife. life is a butch!

Give her to me!

Seriously, if she don't like my grandma, then give her to me! My mum can take better care of grandma!

Bias? Who's bias? Oh I Know! She is!

!@#$%^&*

I have another crazy aunt.

I was at my cousin's 1st birthday party and all my little cousins were there. It was noisy. Then in the middle of the party, I think my grandma told my 9 year old cousin to stop eating the donut. My little cousin came to her mum who is my dad's little sister and said, "mummy, grandma says no to everything :(" with her pretending squeaky voice.

My aunt's response stunned every human being in that house. She shouted, "let your grandma be! She had always been bias!"

I thought children only talk to their old parents like this in the tv. You know like that show "Gerimis Di Hati."

On the way home, my mum got emotional although my grandma is only her mother-in-law. She said, "She shout at grandma like that right in front of us. I wonder how grandma had been treated all this while. Shouldn't she have told her child to stop eating and leave some for others instead of scolding her own mother."

I'm not trying to be mean but her children just can't stop eating.

They're fat.

My aunt had always been crazy. She blames everyone for her hard life. Dude...

Everyone's lives are hard!

Then she will keep brain washing her children on how bias their grandma is.

"She doesn't love you. She loves them."

They are your nieces and nephews... Woman how can you be so... I don't know what to say.

Great. Now my cousins will grow up to be as crappy as their mother. And my life will be surrounded with more mental people.

If my grandma is bias, she wouldn't choose this hard life, living with her poor daughter who doesn't give a shi7 about her. Her grandchildren doesn't even love her because darn kids been manipulated.

My grandma is suffering. She cries all the time.

May karma befall the crazy aunt.

He already have everything.

My aunt asked me once(or so) why I don't like her husband. Sometimes I wondered too why I hate him so much. When I thought hard, I finally had an answer(which I didn't tell her).

The reason is he already have everything, should he expect my respect? That's a little ambitious.

One thing I realised. everytime I try to talk about him, my aunt and grandma would hush me. Is is a taboo or something? To mention him in the house. If he'd done no wrong, why are they so avoidy? They should face me, chin up and be ready to provide any explanation to my what they think are wrong perceptions.

Ever since that queen made my aunt his wife, tanpa segan silu and without a blink in his eyes he conquered the master bedroom(the room I was occupying), the living room and the furnitures. No one else including my aunt who's the owner of the house and especially me have any say.

So why is it that I have to show him any of my respect?

The day my aunt ask me to start respecting him she said the most mengada thing in the world, "I pity you lah. Later you have to stay with your siblings while we go on a holiday."

Ok... Why does she have to drag my siblings into the picture? And what...? Me? Holiday with 'that'? Then let him have his long awaited control?

Find a way :)

Doesn't anyone find it strange that he'd opened his mouth and ask for the master bedroom which was my grandma's room when he already know that we sleep in there?

Not strange? Huh?

It would still be strange if he didn't ask for the room but take it anyways when offered.

Can someone tell me if he still have any shame?

That Tuan Rumah wannabe.

If my cousins ever read this, I'd just want them to know that I hate them too. Because they are useless. And why does one of cousin have to go, "are you angry because the fish died?"

Seriously? Iskandar? Graduate pun bodoh!