Sunday, August 28, 2011

Geylang serai



I saw Aaron Aziz today! Make my day. I went out of a shop and saw a girl whose gonna snap a picture with her iPhone and decided not to walk infront of her. Little did I know she was taking a picture of him. "Bini dia mana(where's his wife)?" I asked my mum. "Bini dia kat atas(his wife is upstairs)," someone replied. It was Daly Ahli Fikir!







We went upstairs(we weren't stalking!) and we saw her getting out from a shop we were about to enter. She's just gorgeously fashionistic :)



Pictures not from me.



~THE END~



Haha. Makes my day.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Kaduk Naik Junjung



I bet no one will read this tapi takkanlah makcik aku ni tak tahu kejahatan laki dia sampai dia expect aku respect laki dia? Haiz. Tahulah semua orang make mistakes but laki dia ni is just melampau to the max punye lupa daratan. Dia expect orang dalam rumah makcik aku semua dengar arahan dia tapi itu pun melalui makcik aku sendiri. In other words, dia akan suruh makcik aku bilang kita untuk buat apa yang dia suruh. Jadi everytime pun pakcik dengan nenek aku akan dengar cakap dia tapi itu pun sebab makcik aku. Every single time.





Maklumlah kita orang ni kan tumpang rumah makcik aku. Macam ni lah hidup menumpang. Yang peliknya, laki makcik aku ni lupa ke yang sebenarnya dia ni sendiri menumpang rumah bini? Kesian... lupa daratan. Sebelum dia timbul, punyelah tenang hidup kita. How I miss those days :(





Aku ni boleh di katakan selamatlah jugak sebab no matter what, I refuse to listen. Yang aku tahu, waktu solat aku solat, tak pernah ganggu sesape. Setahu aku lah kan, sebelum dia jejakkan kaki kat rumah makcik aku tu pun memang solat aku, aku dah jaga. Jadi kenapa all the time pun dia mesti suruh makcik aku "paksa" aku solat? Ibadah aku, aku jagalah. Orang tak kerja, memang kerja dia jaga tepi kain orang, macam betina.





Sebelum dia ada, hidup kita aman. Bila dia ada, segalanya mesti ikut cara dia. Dia lupa ke yang dia ni datang kendian? Senang cakap, dia ni mendatang. Jadi kenapa kita pulak yang mesti give way towards dia dan bukan sebaliknye? Sebab ni rumah bini dia?





Si Kaduk ni. Kenapa panggil dia kaduk? Sebab kaduk naik junjung. Sebab sejak dia kahwin dengan makcik aku, pangkat dia dalam rumah tu pun naik.





Inilah sebabnya, lain kali kalau nak kahwin mesti carik perempuan yang ada rumah. Nanti boleh jadi tuan rumah.





Bukanlah nak menjadi seorang penuduh, tapi laki makcik aku ni memang gila kuasa. How else would anyone explain the situation? Masuk rumah ni je dia claim master bedroom, dia control living room, control furniture, sampai refrigerator pun dia nak control!





Aku faham dia ajar ngaji. Tapi bila dia marah-marah budak ngaji sampai begegar rumah, I really question his consideration towards us. And like I said, kita tinggal dalam rumah ni jauh lebih dulu dari dia. Dia lupe ke?





Pastu nanti dia bilang makcik aku untuk bilang pakcik aku, bila dia ajar ngaji, jangan lalu. Eleh... si lupa diri ni! Nak muntah aku. Orang macam ni yang makcik aku suruh aku respect? She must be blind!




Nampak sangat dia gila kuasa. Tapi apa nak buat. Dah Allah memang nak bagi dia kuasa buat masa ni.




InsyaAllah nanti Allah ambik balik. Assalamualaikum :)




(Kenalkan, laki makcik aku. Si Kaduk.)

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Men

I know this does not apply to all male species but apart from my maternal grandfather, I really couldn't see any goodness in men in my family. My dad just called my mum "biadap" which means rude in english just because she did not turn on a religious talk show. I personally think that my dad is really... rude? More than that. He's just saying things to satisfy himself and make himself seem better than my mum because he thought of watching the religious talk show. My mum ignored him because she doesn't wish to fight. In this Ramadan month with his mouth full of sins, hope he will get what's meant for him.


I'm really afraid to think of marriage. If I ever get married, I may have to face the same thing with the same kinda guy. Should I just keep quiet then?


My aunt got married to a 'religious' guy who complains every single day. Every single time my aunt failed to understand his words, he'll say he needs to 'azan' at my aunt's ears. Although he did not use a bad word but what was that for?


I'm starting to think that I don't need a man in my life if all I have to face is all this. Seriously, no need! Men! Shame on you!